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Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

As some of you may have noticed the NSFW Galleries Page recently blew up.  Well I am pleased to report that repairs are going swimmingly and the page should be up and running again very soon....... as soon as we ...

Amy Winehouse’s Skanking May Cost her £3m

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

It seems as though Amy Winehouse's imprisoned hubby Blake something-something is none too happy about his drug queen whoring it up ("Heidi Klum naked, Heidi Klum naked, Heidi Klum naked") and is demanding a £3 million divorce payout, which breaks ...

Scott Weiland Goes to Prison

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »

An L.A. judge has ruled that Scott Weiland of the Stone Temple Pilots, and formerly Velvet Revolver, will have to spend eight days in prison following his December 2007 arrest and subsequent DUI charge.  Weiland will have to serve the ...

Han Solo Banged Princess Leia

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Apparently, in between blowing up Death Stars and shaving wookies Harrison Ford crushed Carrie Fisher's wookie, and by that I mean he pounded the hell out of her snooch. Fisher says that during the making of the first Star ...

New Dark Knight Trailer

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

Since the site doesn't want to be friends with embedding you'll have to click this link instead. Here is the newest trailer for "The Dark Knight" that is set to be officially released this Sunday. Even though it looks like ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Olivia Munn

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | 2 Comments »

Well here be the first edition of my totally awesome "Chicks of G4" series that will take over the "Hot Chick of the Day" establishment for the next several days. Aside from the legions upon legions of geeks worldwide ...