People’s 100 Most Beautiful People
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 2 Comments »Well it's that time of the year again. No, not time for you to go hide out in Mexico because you forgot to pay your taxes again (I'm in Tijuana, come visit!). People Magazine has unveiled its list ...
Lily Allen’s New Knockers
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »So Lily Allen spent the day buying some knockers for her door, and NOT some knockers for her chest. Goddamn misleading titles. In case you care The Sun disappoints: LILY ALLEN hit the shops yesterday looking for goodies to ...
Spencer “I’m a Giant Tool” Pratt Says Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Real
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Despite denials from Lauren Conrad's ex Jason something Wahler that a sex tape of the two does not exist, the number 1 contender for "Biggest Douche in the Universe" Spencer Pratt is not backing down from his claims. Us ...
“Mastermind” Behind School Bomb Plot Wanted to Kill Jesus - High Five!
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 Posted in Real News | No Comments »Ryan Schallenberger, the teenager nobody some are calling the greatest criminal mastermind of our time, set his goals really high in his foiled plan to bomb his South Carolina high school. The insane troubled teenager hoped he would be ...
Disney Star a Prostitute? Quick! Pen!! Paper!!!
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | 2 Comments »An escort ad in the back of this week's LA Weekly was found to use the image of Disney's "Suite Life of Zack & Cody" (what the fuck is Suite Life of Zack and Cody?) star Brenda Song. And ...
Hot Chick of the Day - Morgan Webb
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »We've reached Day 2 (a milestone, I know) in my groundbreaking HCOTD series of "The Hotness That Has Invaded G4" and we've come to Ms. Morgan Webb; the tall, large-breasted host of "X-Play," and by tall and large-breasted I mean, ...
Site News
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | 1 Comment »After many, many hours of hard work, creative thinking, and complicated scientific experiments the Brain Cell staff has..... ahahahaha...... I almost finished that. But seriously, we finally got the Gallery of NSFW Galleries working again after yelling at the ...