Han Solo Banged Princess Leia
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Apparently, in between blowing up Death Stars and shaving wookies Harrison Ford crushed Carrie Fisher's wookie, and by that I mean he pounded the hell out of her snooch. Fisher says that during the making of the first Star ...
New Dark Knight Trailer
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »Since the site doesn't want to be friends with embedding you'll have to click this link instead. Here is the newest trailer for "The Dark Knight" that is set to be officially released this Sunday. Even though it looks like ...
Hot Chick of the Day - Olivia Munn
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | 2 Comments »Well here be the first edition of my totally awesome "Chicks of G4" series that will take over the "Hot Chick of the Day" establishment for the next several days. Aside from the legions upon legions of geeks worldwide ...
Tom Cruise Braved the Demon Caves of Cher?
Monday, April 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Apparently, back in the days when Scientology's favorite midget wasn't bat-shit insane he went spelunking in Cher's dark void of pain and suffering (come on now, she looks like a transvestite version of Skeletor, would you voluntarily wrap-up for that? ...
Girls Gone Wild Sued by Prostitute - Say What?
Monday, April 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal | 2 Comments »The call-girl who single-handily defeated the New York government (by blowing/sexing Eliot Spitzer - high five!) is still refusing to release her death-grip on her 15 minutes of fame by suing Joe Francis, founder of the popular (and genius) Girls ...
Amy Winehouse Likes the Penis *…….*
Monday, April 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Fugly | No Comments »................................. "Johnson, we need the paddles now dammit! We're losing him!" *Ka-Chug* *Ka-Chug*......... "Wow, what happened Mr. Paramedic?" "You read this story on Amy Winehouse." "Oh? Let's see here - Amy Winehouse likes to be ...
Hot Chick of the Day - Joanna Krupa
Monday, April 28th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | 1 Comment »So Eastern Europe got its ass handed to it in WWII, like history is important. What is important is that there are now giving back to the world by churning out incredibly hot chicks like Chevy churns out Malibus; ...
White House Bombarded by Stupid
Monday, April 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »In what is being called the greatest terrorist attack since Fat Britney's vagina escaped, Heidi Montag, and that one douche who's trying to use her boobs to skyrocket to fame (if my calculations are correct Spencer "I'm a Giant Tool" ...
Hannah Montana is, uh, oops
Monday, April 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Disney's resident "Teen Queen" of overproduced crap has found herself embroiled in the scandal of the century (Ok, so the century is only eight years old and nobody over the age of 13 cares about this crap anyway, but still, ...
Goddamn Idiots put Wesley Snipes in Prison.
Saturday, April 26th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Good | 1 Comment »One of the few celebrities that actually matter makes a stand against the illegal income tax - and bam, just because he's black he gets the stiffest sentence ever given to a Celebrity. If only Michael Vick would have ...