Lindsay Lohan Really Does Like the Va-Jay-Jay (technical term)
Thursday, May 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »Holy Jesus caught fucking the neighbor's dog today is slow as shit. Why can't Hollywood spawn a volcano and have it erupt or something. Fuck. Anyway, here's something about Lindsay McHugechest taking this lesbian thing all the ...
Ashlee Simpson is Officially Pregnant - OoOoOo a Penny
Thursday, May 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »This penny is awesome. People: Newlyweds Ashlee and Pete Wentz have confirmed that they are expecting their first child. "While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our ...
Hot Chick of the Day - Sophie Howard
Thursday, May 29th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »Today's HCOTD once again takes us back to the front lines (well you're going to the front lines, remember to step in the way of any bullets coming my way) of our Queen loving, meat pie eating, horrendous dental having ...
I Hate J.G. Wentworth
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »This has nothing to do with celebrities, or boobs, (oh my god! I know) but have you seen this commercial? I fucking hate this commercial. This is the worst piece of advertising ever. You know what ...
Cate Blanchett is A-Ok with Child Porn
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Australian photographer, Bill Henson, is facing possible criminal charges for his latest exhibit, which featured one picture of a naked 13 year old girl, and another picture of an "unconscious" girl being carried by two other people in the buff. ...
George Clooney and Sarah Larson Split
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »George Clooney and his girlfriend who used to be a Las Vegas whore Sarah Larson have split up after a nearly year-long relationship. People: The actor's rep, Stan Rosenfield, would only say: "We do not comment on George's personal life." The pair ...
California Gives Up on Law Enforcement
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »In a move that's surprising to no one, the Judicial System in California phoned-in another case of a celebrity wiping their ass with the law. CSI Star Gary Dourdan was arrested some time ago (I'm too lazy to check back ...
Hot Chick of the Day - Audrina Patridge
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »Say what you will about The Hills being unbearably stupid, and Heidi Montag being an annoying, talentless, plastic-titted whore who deserves to get nuked in the face with a missile captained by Spencer "Leonardo Da Vinci of Douchebags" Pratt, but ...
Sharon Stone is a Fucking Moron
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | 2 Comments »For someone who is only known for flashing her vagina in a movie almost 20 years ago, Sharon Stone sure does like to voice her opinion. And wouldn't you know it? The dumb just breaks the sound barrier ...
Sydney Pollack Dies of Cancer at 73
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »Respected director/actor/producer Sydney Pollack died at his home in Los Angeles after succumbing to a 10-month battle with cancer. Reuters: Hollywood filmmaker Sydney Pollack, who won a pair of Academy Awards for the epic romance "Out of Africa" and earned ...