Hot Chick of the Day - Hanna Hilton
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »I'm still in the festive holiday mood and I thought there'd be no better way to start the week (hooray 3-day weekend!) and continue the celebration of our nation's heroes by posting some pictures of a really, really hot porn ...
Happy Memorial Day
Monday, May 26th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »On this day of remembrance, take time out of your day to shake the hand and give thanks to any soldier you come across. And if that soldier happens to have huge boobs and is really hot, offer to ...
Cameron Diaz is bald!!!
Friday, May 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Ugly | 6 Comments »I know what you're thinking. What is it with Justin Timberlake's hot exes that make them want to shave off all of their hair.? Cameron Diaz shocked onlookers when she stepped out with a bald head in Santa Monica, California. Well, you ...
Hot Chick of the Day - Candice Michelle
Friday, May 23rd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »Now I think wrestling is really, really, really, really stupid....... really, really, really, really, really, stupid. Sure, it used to be entertaining and funny back in the late 90s - early 00s, back when they had characters that could ...
Christina Aguilera’s Bra Size = Ginormous
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 2 Comments »For the first time in its history, Us Magazine has reported on something that didn't make the Universe almost tear in half. The bust size of Christina Aguilera's enormous boobs. Does Us deserve a Pulitzer? Is Grey's Anatomy incredibly stupid? ...
Shania Twain got Dumped for this Cave Troll
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »Here is the first picture of the swamp beast woman Mutt Lange decided to punish his penis with, and coincidentally, she is standing right next to Shania Twain. Mutt Lange is a fucking moron. People: As Shania Twain copes with her ...
Madonna’s Nipples Visit Cannes
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Oh. My. God. Madonna's wearing a see-through shirt to the Cannes Film Festival and you can clearly see her nipples............ SWEET MOTHER MARY, JOSEPH, AND JESUS!!!! Somebody alert the press!! Madonna's nipples are showing!!!!!! Wait....... this is 1984 right? No? ...
Marisa Miller’s Legs Cure Cancer/AIDS/Bird Flu/Ebola/Super AIDS
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »I have studied these pictures in my science lab (which only cost $19.95 after I gave the mysterious Russian company, I think it was called Ma fi ya or something, my social security number! Score!) for a good 17 hrs, ...
Hot Chick of the Day - Bar Refaeli
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »Yesterday, I posted a story about the dark vortex of crap that is Carlos Mencia, and as you are probably still masturbating to may remember, I posted a picture of the exotic beauty known as Bar Refaeli instead of that ...
Kristen Bell’s Ass = Perfection
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »I was going to end the day on that Sharon Stone vagina post, but I thought that was mean. So I decided to do a 180 and post these fanfuckingtastic pictures of Kristen Bell's "Sculpted in Italy" buttocks. Enjoy. [gallery=49] Photo: Egotastic - ...