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Archive for June, 2008

Maxim Makes Brooke Hogan Stir Confusion in my Pants

Monday, June 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 3 Comments »

I didn't post these Brooke Hogan Maxim pictures when they first came out because I wasn't remotely interested, but then a kind reader informed me that she actually looks like a human female, instead of the Jolly Green Giant's son.  ...

Sophie Howard & Lucy Pinder’s Boobs are BFFs

Monday, June 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 1 Comment »

Awesome.  Just awesome.  I fucking love you England.  I'm 7 billion % certain that if I saw this in person I would simultaneously die from spontaneous combustion and blood loss to the brain.  If these two showed up in my ...

Katherine Heigl’s Cleavage Comes Out to Play

Monday, June 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

I'm not the world's biggest Katherine Heigl fan.  For one, she's not the hottest lady in the land, for two, she's kinda sorta, somewhat, just a little bit, a tad, sometimes a giant major fucking bitch.  But, when Ms. Heigl ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Kara Monaco

Monday, June 30th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Ah, so we've come to yet another cursed Monday.  And we've come to yet another super hot chick who got naked for Playboy.  Kara Monaco, you are hereby awarded today's "Hot Chick of the Day."  What do you get for ...

Britney & Kfed Going to Trial - I Just Saw a Squirrel

Friday, June 27th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Despite having a top-secret meeting behind CIA HQ to try and hash out who get to use their children as potted plants, Britney Spears and that one douche appear to be headed to a custody trial after they continued to ...

Vanessa Minnillo + Bikini = Super Hotness Sexy Time

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Today's Vanessa Minnillo bikini hotness comes from those super-intelligent bastards at Egotastic. I hate Nick Lachey.  There is no way in hell that, that grocery store full of douche snagged Vanessa Minnillo on his own.  A voodoo sorceress was absolutely involved.  ...

Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Go Shopping

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Audrina Patridge decided to take her implants out for a stroll the other day in a white tank top (greatest piece of clothing ever designed) and some "Who loves short shorts?"  Well, I for one approve of this ensemble.  Yes, ...

Tim McGraw Almost Beats Some Concert Fan Ass

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiAAIqFOrZE Faith Hill's vagina stuffer just about threw fistcuffs with a fat pile of lard at his concert the other night.  While singing some song that I am absolutely not looking up the name for, Tim McGraw noticed an unruly fan ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Jillian Grace

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | 1 Comment »

I'm 900% certain that I will never run out of hot naked chicks who take their clothes off for God Hugh Hefner.  Take for instance Jillian Grace.  One minute she's just the only hot girl in Arkansas who hasn't had ...

Jennifer Lopez Post-Pregnancy Bikini Pictures

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Those fine gents over at Egotastic have provided the internet with some post-pregnancy Jennifer Lopez bikini pictures.  I think I can speak for everyone in the Local Group when I say, "Meh."  I guess I shouldn't expect much from someone ...