Site News
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 Posted in Last Brain Cell News | No Comments »httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=OjKOCnQhQrg This edition of TLBC site news is brought to you by Adriana Lima's GQ nakedness. Well, I hired another writer, and its name is mango. So hooray. I'm going to go get a pop. Possibly root beer, possibly orange. OoOoOoOoOoOo, Ocean's ...
Hot Chick of the Day - Alessandra Ambrosio
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=smYaJZM4h7o Even though Alessandra Ambrosio has been knocked up by some son of a bitch. that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the super sexy that was Alessandra Ambrosio prior to her cervix eating some bastard's sperm. Once again, hooray for Victoria's ...
The aftermath of Carlin’s Death.
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Real News, The Good | No Comments »In the aftermath of the great Carlin's death there is a void. A void that must be filled by something or someone who will take the banner and keep it going. Carlin was not only a great comedian, but he ...
Heidi Montag Has a New Song - Hearing Fails Worldwide
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, The Bad | No Comments »httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=DBsJz0KK4mg& Sweet. Merciful. Crap. I don't know who the dumbass is who keeps forgetting to burn down the studio when Heidi gets within 700 miles of it, but for fuck's sake. The only logical conclusion I have been able to come ...
Miranda Kerr’s Nipple Says Hello
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 3 Comments »"Why hello there little fella, what are you up to?" "I'm just out and about, you know. I sure wish Miranda would move this magazine. Ralph over there on the right breast wants to get some sun." "Oh, me too man, me ...
Hot Chick of the Day - Monica Leigh
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »I haven't completely accepted the fact that the weekend is over and I'm no longer allowed to run around town without pants on. So, to alleviate my sorrow, I decided to somewhat copy yesterday's HCOTD post by posting another really, ...
You’re all fucking doomed.
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in Random Shit | No Comments »Besides the fact you were born on earth, you are all universally fucked, doomed, and going to be nothing after you die. Your corpses will rot, and in a generation no one will remember you. You will be worm food, eaten, ...
Site News
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in Last Brain Cell News | No Comments »httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=Wpx-QjauZac I (Jackuul told me how) finally figured out how to post videos on this godforsaken site. We will celebrate with more of Shakira and her awesome gyrations. - Bluto -
Hot Chick of the Day - Regina Deutinger
Monday, June 23rd, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »Apparently, it's Monday, And apparently, that means I have to release my brain from its alcoholic prison and get back to work...... gay. You know what's not gay? Hot German women. Specifically hot German women named Regina Deutinger. Specifically hot ...
George Carlin Dies at 71
Monday, June 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | 4 Comments »Legendary comedian George Carlin, died of heart failure in a Los Angeles hospital on Sunday. Carlin was admitted to the hospital early Sunday afternoon after experiencing chest pains. Reuters reports: Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about ...