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Archive for June, 2008

Gisele Bundchen + GQ = Sextastic Good Time

Friday, June 20th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | 4 Comments »

Ah, Brazil.  What a country.  They got their super long rivers, ginormous plains, gargantuan cities, enough animals that can kill you to conquer France, and have had to live next to their unruly neighbor Colombia for decades.  Sure, Colombia throws ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Elin Grindemyr

Friday, June 20th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

Today's Hot Chick of the Day comes from Fred.  Who is Fred you ask?  Well I will tell you, put your goddamn pants back on.  Fred is a mystical tribal chief of the Walla Walla island in the Southern Pacific, ...

An Alcoholic Adventure

Friday, June 20th, 2008 Posted in Random Shit | 1 Comment »

Ok, so this is my first post on The Last Brain Cell. I'm Bluto's Alcoholic counterpart from down under. He refers to my country as "Earth's animal demon factory". That's right, It's Natmiel bitches. And I'm here to tell you ...

Holly Madison is a Bitch…. With Large Boobs

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Apparently, the ultra-sexy, nude pillow fights of my dreams do not take place at the Male Holy Grail Playboy Mansion between the three ladies of the Girls Next Door as I envisioned, and detailedly drew up in blueprint.  Why the ...

Marisa Miller is Really Hot Part II

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Most sequels suck.  But most sequels don't have Marisa Miller in the,  All of those sequels win Academy Awards.  Just like these Ralph magazine pictures are going to best The Godfather Part II as the greatest sequel ever.  You can ...

Charlize Theron Fondles Herself

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Apparently, the UK edition of GQ thinks it's a good idea to do a photo shoot of Charlize Theron grabbing her boobies.  Apparently, I agree 100%.  You know what I don't agree with?  Covering up a nude Charlize Theron with ...

Marisa Miller is Really Hot

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

In case you didn't already know or you are the world's dumbest human who also happens to be blind, Marisa Miller is the hottest person on the planet.  How do I know this?  Well I'm glad you asked, actually I'm ...

Hot Chick of the Day - Selita Ebanks

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »

In celebration of the site and I returning to a working, somewhat harmonious relationship, I decided to enter the Victoria's Secret hotness vault once again and make a withdrawal, although I'd really like to make a deposit...... ba-dum-bum, thank you, ...

Site News

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 Posted in Last Brain Cell News | No Comments »

Bla bla bla brought to you by Stacy Keibler bla bla bla bla really hot. So the picture galleries have decided to fuck up royally and refuse to listen to reason.  So, until they are fixed there is no point in ...

Site News - Actually a Question for the Village

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 Posted in Last Brain Cell News | No Comments »

httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=dfSotagkqm8 Site news/question is brought to you by Shakira's hypnotic dancing. Is the site working like it's supposed to for you people? Presently, it will not load the galleries on the front page for me. So, I was wondering if ...