Natalia Bush Wears a Bikini - Beach Dwellers Rejoice
Monday, July 7th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Who the hell is Natalia Bush? She's hot and wearing a bikini, you say? That's good enough for me. Now, someone find this beach and make sure that no more than 85% of the sunbathers died from sexified heatstroke. I ...
Jennifer Lopez’s Ass Attacks a Super Tanker
Monday, July 7th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Ok, so that vessel may not be a super oil tanker, but my concrete scientific research that I have yet to start is not finished, so until then, we must play it safe and assume that JLo's thunderous glutes are ...
Marisa Miller is Pretty Much Naked in GQ
Monday, July 7th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »There is no question that Marisa Miller is the hottest chick on the planet, and GQ seems to realize it, and by realize it I mean they have Marisa Miller frolic around nearly naked. Of course, they decided to keep ...
Jenny McCarthy Looks Great in a Bikini, Jim Carrey, Not So Much
Monday, July 7th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad, The Good | No Comments »So Jenny McCarthy decided to go for a walk on the beach and she brought along her bikini, which is the best decision she's made in awhile since she still looks really good in a bikini. Jim Carrey decided to ...
Halle Berry’s Bikini Body Returns with Gusto
Monday, July 7th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »So one moment Halle Berry is the hottest pregnant chick alive and the next moment she's doing her civic duty by immolating an entire beach by way of her bikini powers. Worthy of the Medal of Honor? I think so. [gallery=113] Photo: ...
Ashlee Simpson Pregnant Boobs Syndrome - Stage II
Monday, July 7th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »So I decided to start my Fourth of July vacation early and end it late, so it turns out that I'm a little behind on the stuff that Hollywood reporters try to pass off as real news. One of those ...