Jennifer Ellison’s Boobs Wage an Epic Struggle Against her Bra
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Those magnificient bastards at Nuts magazine decided to do some scientific research the other day, which apparently involved Jennifer Ellison and her Magical Mammeries of Hypnosis. According to my spies within Nuts...... hmmm, apparently my spies have run out of ...
Megan Fox Sets Parking Lot On Fire
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »I don't care what you "real journalists" say, Megan Fox walking around a parking lot is absolutely an actual news story, in fact, it is the greatest story I have ever known. Did your Pulitzer Prize-winning article on Rwandan refugees ...
Brooke Hogan Actually Looks Really Hot
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »I'm not sure if it's because she no longer lives in a house of batshit insanity with her stupid family, but Brooke Hogan has really been stepping up her game recently. First, we had her awesome bikini pictures from Maxim, ...
Keeley Hazell Nude in French Maxim
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Finally, the French have done something worthwhile. Although, Keeley is the one who is exerting pretty much all the effort in this photoshoot, and you could take pictures of her with a piece of petrified wood and they'd still be ...
Rob Schneider Pregnant.
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Random Shit, Scandal | No Comments »Rob Schneider confirmed yesterday that he was indeed pregnant, and that the father was Amy Winehouse. In an interview Schneider said he was "Just thrilled that [his] baby will be a mutant" and further added "This could really be ...