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Archive for July 10th, 2008

Jo Champa’s Nipples Defy her See-through Dress

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Who in the godforsaken hell is Jo Champa?  Huh?  Her nipples are showing, you say?  How many Academy Awards has this great hero won? NOTE: The pictures in the thumbnails are probably NSFW, so if you don't feel like fighting Larry ...

Lauren Conrad Almost Slips a Boob

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Lauren Conrad decided to get out on the town the other night wearing the world's most revealing low-cut dress.  She then decided to get really fucking hammered and stumble around.  The curator at the Smithsonian Institute is already calling this ...

Selma Blair’s Nipples Say Hello

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

I guess these are see-through nipple pictures of Selma Blair, but apparently nobody told Selma Blair's nipples that they had to work today because I've studied these pictures with an electron microscope for seventeen hours, and as of yet, there ...

Video of the Day - Naudo Plays (Sittin’ On) the Dock of the Bay

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 Posted in VOTD | No Comments »

httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=jlr2wcsQmtI So I decided to start a new daily posting thing (ya, ya, ya, I know I've been slacking on the "Hot Chick of the Day" posts, shut your face) and utilize the YouTube plugin.  So, without further rambling from your ...

Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage is Out on the Town

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

So Jessica Simpson's boobs decided to take their cleavage out on the town the other night dressed up in a tight little purple dress type thing something I hate fashion.  It's clear to me now that we are dealing with ...