Video of the Day - Slash Plays the Blues
Monday, July 14th, 2008 Posted in VOTD | No Comments »httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=CW09oMknOuA&feature=related Because the blues is awesome. And Slash playing the blues + the Godfather theme is even awesomer. And the original Guns N' Roses reuniting would be the awesomest. - Bluto -
Hot Chick of the Day - Lindsey Strutt
Monday, July 14th, 2008 Posted in HCOTD | No Comments »According to Mr. Fancy Pants Calendar, it's been about two weeks since I last did a "Hot Chick of the Day post," and what better way is there to get back into the swing of things than to visit England's ...
Carrie Underwood’s Bikini Visits the Beach - Holy Molten Crap
Monday, July 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »These are the first Carrie Underwood bikini pictures that I can remember. These are also the first pictures in which my penis hyperventilated. There are several theories as to why there are no other full-bodied humans in these pictures. One ...
Jessica Alba’s Boobs Orbit the Sun
Monday, July 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »After vigorously studying Jessica Alba's chest region, astronomers have proclaimed that her wonderful miracles of mammary have officially been granted planetary status. They will take their place in orbit around the sun between Venus and Earth. In related news, NASA ...
War on Bot Fly
Monday, July 14th, 2008 Posted in Random Shit | No Comments »In a stunning move the Bush Administration and blood sucking mosquitoes have jointly declared war on the Human Bot Fly (A species of the bot fly that attacks humanity). The Human Bot Fly is an evil and vile insectoid ...