Video of the Day - Jeff Buckley’s “Hallelujah”
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 Posted in VOTD | No Comments »httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsa_xWLOghg Because this song is fucking fantastic, here is Jeff Buckley's version of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah." Enjoy. With beer. Specifically NewCastle. Get me one seventeen too. - Bluto -
Brooke Hogan Impersonates a Gorilla
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, The Bad | No Comments »Remember these pictures of Brooke Hogan, when she was able to remove my fear of her bodyslamming me into the Earth's core, and replace it with a drive to dropkick all of the world's music critics into the sun in ...
Kate Moss + Bikini = Mandatory Toplessness
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »According to a theory I have yet to test, every time Kate Moss puts on a bikini her boobs refuse to play nice with the top, which I am pretty sure is the greatest revolt in world history. Apparently, there ...
Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Get Some Sun
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Unfortunately, Jessica Simpson's bikini decided to ruin the entire goddamn week by refusing to stay in the closet even though I spent 4 months diagraming how he could entertain himself while Jessica's boobs saved the entire world. That is why ...
Sienna Miller’s Boobs Don’t Need a Shirt
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Sienna Miller was in some country on some planet walking around on some balcony with her boobies. According to my spy microphones that I may or may not have installed, her boobs decided today would be a good day ...