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Archive for July 16th, 2008

Josh Brolin/Jeffrey Wright Pepper Sprayed, Tasered, Racially Insulted

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »

You may have heard/read that Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright were arrested in Shreveport, La last weekend after fisticuffs broke out in a bar.  New reports from the incident say the cops were major dicks.  Turns out noone is surprised.  ...

Andy Dick Arrested for Grabbing Hooters at BWW

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Andy decided to go to Buffalo Wild Wings the other day and along with his chicken wings and tortilla chips, he had a side of molesting a 17 year old.  Smartest man ever?  No, not even close.  AP reports: Police were ...

Video of the Day - South Park’s World of Warcraft

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 Posted in VOTD | No Comments »

I httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=qn5hJlycwSU II httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=Y8wWsEs1HxQ III httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=u3H_Afj5pD0 One of the South Park's finest episodes.  In a completely related question, is World of Warcraft as fun as all the people addicted to it seem to think it is? NOTE: There's no telling how long it'll be before YouTube finds ...

Megan Fox Makes Star Wars Really Sexy

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

In what I world-renowned scientists are calling the greatest accomplishment in human history, Megan Fox successfully managed to make George Lucas' nerdfest unbelievable sexy while attending some event on something that resembles a pier.  And based on that conclusive evidence, ...

Gisele Bundchen Topless in V Magazine - I Smell Pulizter… and Jergens

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

There were some photos out a while back showing Gisele in a photoshoot.  The big hoopla over the photos was that Gisele's ass was on display and it was some dude's job to rub oil on it without getting arrested.  ...

Brooke Hogan Confuses My Penis

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad, The Good | No Comments »

So I got a memo from my penis earlier asking me to investigate these Brooke Hogan bikini pictures as they were bending his little mind into a pretzel.  After studying them for some time it appears as though his confusion ...