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Archive for July 22nd, 2008

The United States has Bullshit for Brains

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Epic Fail, Politics | No Comments »

Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh and the rest are all fascist pigs - who want to shove their hands up a woman's uterus to keep her from having an abortion and the right to seek medical attention and then ...

Andy Dick Outrages Butterfly Community

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

After being severely beaten by a large Monarch Butterfly, Andy Dick has apparantly outraged the butterfly community by flashing his genetailia at them.  With their keen eyesight they were actually able to detect, and be horrified by the flashing, causing ...

Claire Danes Reads Spread-Eagle

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

If you're like me, long have you been searching for a girl who is the personification of class and sophistication.  Someone who you could twirl into one of the fancy schmancy balls those "quality people" assholes hold ala George and ...

Ashley Dupre Whores Up the Beach

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

Ya know, for getting a different penis jammed in her every night as a living, Ashley Dupre looks pretty damn good.  I guess you could say that's because she is "high-class call girl" and not Cavernous Lucy from the side ...

Sienna Miller is Still Half Naked

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

Sienna Miller is still destroying the marriage of Balthazar Getty by letting him play with her boobies while his wife presumably sits at home baking cookies in the nude for this asshole.  In Balthazar's defense, Sienna looks really, really, really, ...