Shia LaBeouf is Ok to Drink & Drive
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »In news that is shocking to no one, the "law enforcement" of Los Angeles has declared that actor Shia LaBeouf was not at fault in an accident in which his truck ended up on its roof, even though he was ...
Paulina Rubio’s Bikini Boils the Sea
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »I'm not sure if Paulina Rubio in a bikini actually boiled the waters of the Mediterranean because I have yet to see reports of sunbathers enjoying a seafood, and I guess human, buffet, but I think it's safe to assume ...
Nereida Gallardo’s Boobs Go to the Beach
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Ya know how Cristiano Ronaldo is super rich and one of the most famous people in the world from getting to run around on a field and kick a ball around all day? Well in case you weren't entirely sure ...
Jenna Jameson is, uh, a Zombie?
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Remember the days when Jenna Jameson didn't look like an undead duck? Before she covered herself in zombie make-up for her new zombie strippers movie? When she used to be the hottest porn star on the planet and in the ...
Video of the Day - Seinfeld: The Mango
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008 Posted in VOTD | No Comments »"The Mango" I httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcZeS6aeuNU II httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SQLY4lR6rw III httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmD48gYd1rU Poor George. - Bluto -
Keeley Hazell Topless Hotness Moment
Monday, July 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Apparently, it clearly states in the contract that I wrote to myself that I am not allowed to end a day's postings on offensive or objectionable material, such as the post about Madonna being released from her tomb. So, to ...
Madonna is the Walking Dead
Monday, July 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »Goddammit, who forgot to close Madonna's sarcophagus? We can't have mummies walking around in broad daylight you son of a bitches. That's not good for tourism. [gallery=160] Photo: The Superficial - Bluto -
More Seinfeld Greatness
Monday, July 28th, 2008 Posted in Random Shit | No Comments »"The Little Kicks" I httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhEmagKAk-Q II httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTEN9s8AfaM III httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pRjy-iDEBk Awesome.
Video of the Day - Seinfeld Greatness
Monday, July 28th, 2008 Posted in VOTD | No Comments »httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSf2O80brbU httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61aQCQy5e6M httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko-emkwlhQE "Seinfeld" is the greatest show ever made. I will fight to the death anyone who says otherwise. The show's lingo and catchphrases dominated that '90s. The show dominated in the ratings. And the show was always funny. Not once did ...
Britney Spears Wears Bikini, My Eyes Don’t Commit Suicide
Monday, July 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Britney Spears needed a break from her gruelling schedule of lounging around Hollywood pools so she travelled on down to Cabo to, um, lounge around the pool. For this first time in like two millenia, Britney actually looks halfway decent ...