Katy Perry’s Boobs Get Covered in Plaster
Friday, August 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKQE1A5xs4U Let me get some admissions out of the way first, I have little to no idea who Katy Perry is. Sorry, I don't get up-to-date on the fucking horrible I hope the Jonas Brothers get hit by a rhinoceros pop ...
David Duchovny Goes to Rehab for Too Much Sex
Friday, August 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »David Duchovny apparently hates his penis, as he's checked himself into rehab for pounding too much vagina. Too much vagina? Yea, I don't understand either. Reuters reports: "X-Files" star David Duchovny, who currently plays a womanizing writer on the cable television ...
Video of the Day - Robert Trujillo Plays Flamenco
Friday, August 29th, 2008 Posted in Music, VOTD | No Comments »httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSymUSicaXA So, aside from being one of the most skilled bassists on the planet, Robert Trujillo is also a pretty damn good flamenco player. That talented bastard.
Video of the Day - Metallica: The Day That Never Comes (Live)
Thursday, August 28th, 2008 Posted in Music, VOTD | No Comments »httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GSWVXHbG0U I don't know about any of you who read this site (thanks Uncle Bernie!), but Metallica is one of my favorite bands, and I never joined the "sold-out" bandwagon. I've liked all of their albums, though St. Anger isn't allowed ...
Samantha Ronson Using Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina for Fame
Thursday, August 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »According to Michael Lohan, Samantha Ronson (lesbian vampire DJ) is using his daughter's vagina to catapult herself to fame. The Sun reports: MICHAEL LOHAN accuses the DJ of dating his daughter purely to boost her fame, after hearing Sam may ...
MacKenzie Phillips is a Crackwhore
Thursday, August 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Okay, important questions first. Who in the blue hell is MacKenzie Phillips? You don't know either? Well, fuck it then. Anyway, she was arrested at LAX after "the man" found some sort of extra-curricular substances on her person, or luggage, ...
NFL’s Hottest Cheerleaders
Sunday, August 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »In tonight's never-ending quest (except when I finish, possibly with this post) to raid Maxim for easy posts because I'm too lazy to look anything else up, here is their collection of the NFL's hottest cheerleaders. Let me be the ...
Maxim Hometown Hottie
Sunday, August 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Based on the 9 seconds I spent looking over Maxim's gallery of Hometown Hotties, I think name should win because of all the hotness and the boobies and the whatnot. I'm sorry, I didn't even really try on that commentary. ...
Anna Kournikova is Still the Hottest Tennis Player Alive
Sunday, August 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »I didn't post these magnificent Anna Kournikova in Maxim pictures when they originally showed up because I am lazy, but after viewing them a few times, along with the ones in the actual magazine, I felt I just had to ...
Jessica Simpson in a Bikini is Greatness
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Turns out, Jessica Simpson is still really fucking hot when she puts on a bikini. Who knew?! Photo: Egotastic