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Archive for August 8th, 2008

Megan Fox Hotness Moment

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Movies, The Good | No Comments »

In light of the producers of the movie "How to Lose Friends & Alienate People" releasing a trailer for "Teresa: The Making of a Saint" starring Megan Fox, which is rated NC-17....... Sweet monkeys flying out of Mother Mary's cervix!  ...

Audrina Patridge Brings Her Boobs to the Beach

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Hey!  Look!  It's Audrina Patridge in a bikini!  Holy shit!  This has never happened before!  Sweet Jesus fellating Santa Clause this is a groundbreaking discovery!  Huh?  This has happened many times before, you say?  Well then, I'm off to get ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Nipples Are On the Prowl

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Is classic Lindsay Lohan back?  Are we soon to be awash in a drunken mess of flailing boobs?  Has the lesbian force field of dark evil finally been broken?  Well, no, not really.  Sure, Lindsay stepped outside in a tank ...

Lily Allen’s Other Boob Joins the Party

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

In an earlier post, Lily Allen's left breast decided to pop out and check out the sights and sounds of the city, and it was good.  Apparently, not wanting to be left out, Lily's right breast decided to see what ...

Kim Kardashian Goes to the Beach, Isn’t Mistaken for Whale

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

For the first time in recorded history, Kim Kardashian was able to go to the beach without a phone call being made to the Coast Guard for a mistaken beached whale sighting.  Kim does look pretty good in these pictures, ...

Video of the Day - “Casino” Ending Montage

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Movies, VOTD | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qVLSkpVoCw httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1skaCKoWJA&NR=1 Since it's the start of the weekend I thought we'd have some pleasant videos of people getting shot in the face and beaten to death with bats.  Ah, how soothing.  Also, Martin Scorsese is a genius.

Joanna Krupa’s Boobs Make Friends With German Maxim

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

This is what I love about international editions of magazines, they aren't prudes with the Bible shoved seventy-four feet up their ass and have no problem having hot chicks pose naked.  Hot chicks like Polish knockout, Joanna Krupa.  You may ...

Lily Allen’s Boobs Greet the Paparazzi

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Why can't this happen to me?  Say I'm out walking my dog and some chick comes over to pet it, or I take a midget and dress him up as a baby and some hot, classy chick with huge cans ...