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Natasha Henstridge Should Wear Bikinis More Often

Monday, August 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

If Natasha Henstridge allowed me to have sexual relations with her I would absolutely be OK with her "Species" movie turning out to be true.  Everything up to, and possibly including, the being eaten alive part would be just a ...

Melissa Theuriau is Topless with Pregnant Boobs

Monday, August 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

You may already know Melissa Theuriau as the most famous newscaster in the world who reports on whatever stupid shit is going on in France (our swim team kicked your ass!).  It's not because she is renowned for her reporting ...