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Archive for August, 2008

Meagan Good’s Nipples Make Use of See-Through Dress

Monday, August 18th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Who is Meagan Good?  Yes, yes, I know, it's not important at this juncture, she's really hot and doesn't seem to mind walking around in see-through dresses that show-off her awesome boobs, which pretty much makes her the greatest woman ...

Video of the Day - Olivia Munn Boob Massage

Monday, August 18th, 2008 Posted in VOTD | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIualGoM94Q&feature=related It's been awhile since I last posted on the site, and that is mainly because I went on a week-long bender and became stranded in Tijuana.  How did I become stranded in Tijuana, you ask?  Well, I told my donkey ...

Natasha Henstridge Should Wear Bikinis More Often

Monday, August 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

If Natasha Henstridge allowed me to have sexual relations with her I would absolutely be OK with her "Species" movie turning out to be true.  Everything up to, and possibly including, the being eaten alive part would be just a ...

Melissa Theuriau is Topless with Pregnant Boobs

Monday, August 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

You may already know Melissa Theuriau as the most famous newscaster in the world who reports on whatever stupid shit is going on in France (our swim team kicked your ass!).  It's not because she is renowned for her reporting ...

Saturday’s Hot Chick - Playboy’s Miss August, Kayla Collins

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 Posted in HCOTW | No Comments »

It's been awhile since we last had a visit from the Heroic Heroes of Herotown, otherwise known as Playboy, but their latest foray into our side of the village is welcomed with open arms.  And possibly pants.  To renew discussions ...

Bernie Mac is Dead

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »

Since it failed to kill Morgan Freeman, that mother fucking asshole Death, decided to kill Bernie Mac instead.  AP reports: Bernie Mac, the actor and comedian who teamed up in the casino heist caper "Ocean's Eleven" and gained a prestigious Peabody ...

Video of the Day - Dave Grohl Singing “Everlong”

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 Posted in Music, VOTD | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGQAfolOJUI Since my dog decided to be a whore and wake me up at 6 in the morning after I was out drinking all night, I decided to post my favorite performance of this song.  This version is so goddamn relaxing, ...

Megan Fox Hotness Moment

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Movies, The Good | No Comments »

In light of the producers of the movie "How to Lose Friends & Alienate People" releasing a trailer for "Teresa: The Making of a Saint" starring Megan Fox, which is rated NC-17....... Sweet monkeys flying out of Mother Mary's cervix!  ...

Audrina Patridge Brings Her Boobs to the Beach

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Hey!  Look!  It's Audrina Patridge in a bikini!  Holy shit!  This has never happened before!  Sweet Jesus fellating Santa Clause this is a groundbreaking discovery!  Huh?  This has happened many times before, you say?  Well then, I'm off to get ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Nipples Are On the Prowl

Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Is classic Lindsay Lohan back?  Are we soon to be awash in a drunken mess of flailing boobs?  Has the lesbian force field of dark evil finally been broken?  Well, no, not really.  Sure, Lindsay stepped outside in a tank ...