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Brooke Hogan’s Boobs: “They’re Real”

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Howard Stern did his job and asked Brooke Hogan if her boobs were real on his radio show that he gets paid an insane amount of money for.  The Sun reports: The reality star was asked the all-important question by shock-jock ...

How to Successfully/Hilariously Ruin Cybersex

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 Posted in Random Shit | No Comments »

Continuing with today's apparent comedy theme on TLBC, here is some more glorious cybersex humor (NSFW?) from Albino Blacksheep: How to succeed with women, virtually Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed ...

Bloodninja Has Cybersex

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 Posted in Random Shit | No Comments »

Apparently, this Bloodninja cybersex thing is fairly old, but it's the first I've ever seen if it and it made me laugh so hard I knee-jerked an orphan through the wall.  Who the hell uses splintered wood for wall frames?  ...

Video of the Day - Michael Ian Black: “A Series of Letters to the First Girl I Ever Fingered”

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008 Posted in VOTD | No Comments »

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbMuZC2KlKo My lungs almost ceased to function from excessive laughter the first time I saw this.

Around the Interweb

Monday, September 22nd, 2008 Posted in VOTD | No Comments »

Jessica Alba's super genes have transformed her body back into unbelievable hotness.  (Egotastic) Top 5 Yankee Stadium Moments.  (Bush League) In case you were wondering how to buy lingerie, Jayde Nicole is here to help.  (Spike) Maxim was kind enough to throw ...

Jenna Jameson Pregnant with Twins

Monday, September 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

That's going to be an awkward conversation in 12 years.  The Sun reports: The X-rated actress revealed she was pregnant in August but only recently discovered she is expecting TWO new arrivals. Jenna and UFC fighter boyfriend TITO ORTIZ are reportedly ...

Video of the Day - “Look at this fuckin’ photograph!”

Monday, September 22nd, 2008 Posted in Music, VOTD | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUD3-eE61wE Nickelback is, by far, one of the worst bands to ever come into existence.  Imagine my delight when I stumbled across this version of their absolutely terrible song, "Photograph."  This version is infinitely better and should be awarded a Lifetime ...

Saturday’s Hot Chick - Valerie Mason

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 Posted in HCOTW | No Comments »

Ah, I love the smell of naked chicks in the morning... late afternoon.  Enjoy the rest of your Saturday with Playboy's September Playmate of the Month, Valerie Mason. NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Valerie's naked fairy tale adventure. ...

Video of the Day - “That’s What She Said”

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 Posted in VOTD | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLQKsuogUXo Here's to hoping your hangover isn't too bad, and that chick laying next to you is still as hot as she was in the bar last night.  Every, single "That's what she said" from The Office.

Around the Interweb

Friday, September 19th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

One good thing about France, most of the chicks in their magazines are usually naked.  Like Emmanuelle Beart, here.  (Egotastic) Elizabeth Hurley still pulls off some of the best cleavage around.  (Hollywood Tuna) Dammit, Diora Baird!  Dress goes down, not up!  ...