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Archive for September 8th, 2008

Amy Winehouse Single-Handedly Turns a Profit for Jack Daniels

Monday, September 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »

Ya know how on the weekends you usually go out and get a little drunk?  Sometimes you go to the bars and sometimes you go to parties.  Usually when you go to these parties you bring your own booze.  A ...

Beyoncé Has $5m On her Finger

Monday, September 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »

Beyoncé made an appearance at Fashion Rocks at Radio City Music Hall and she brought along her 5,000 sq. ft. house.  In related news, 7 billion African children just died from starvation.

Around the Interweb

Monday, September 8th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

Nicole Scherzinger needs to hurry up and get naked.  That body is way, way, way too sexy to be kept under wraps.  Also, I'm pretty sure it's a felony for her to wear clothes.  (Popoholic) Break was kind enough to ...

Video of the Day - “I Am A Golden God!”

Monday, September 8th, 2008 Posted in Movies, Music, VOTD | No Comments »

httpv://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=yYz3E4MckSw I just watched Almost Famous again the other day for the first time in years.  In fact, I almost completely forgot it existed.  I'm not sure if that's true or not, but it looks good.  Anywhore, after watching it, I ...