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Archive for September 11th, 2008

Around the Interweb

Thursday, September 11th, 2008 Posted in Links | No Comments »

Emmanuelle Chriqui is freaking gorgeous. (Hollywood Tuna) Jessica Simpson's ass says hello.  It probably should've gone to the gym first.  (Egotastic) Retailers in the UK have started Metallica's Death Magnetic a day ahead of schedule.  Unfortunately, I live on the opposite ...

Site News

Thursday, September 11th, 2008 Posted in Last Brain Cell News | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0IGbTvFq_U This edition of site news is brought to you by Sophie Howard and her super hotness.  Thank god for the UK. The NSFW Gallery has been taken down and will not likely be coming back.  Why, you ask?  For top-secret reasons ...

Ron White Gets Arrested for Pot Possession

Thursday, September 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

Tater Salad was arrested by Vero Beach, FL authorities yesterday for possession of marijuana.  The evidence was subsequently smoked lost.  TMZ reports: Vero Beach FL cops took the funnyman into custody for possession of marijuana, under 20 grams. He was also ...

Jessica Alba Does Bondage

Thursday, September 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Politics, The Good | No Comments »

Dammit, dammit, dammit!  Misleading titles fool me again.  People reports: Jessica Alba, who appears in a in new bondage-inspired campaign for the voter group Declare Yourself, isn't afraid to employ a little shock value for a cause she believes in. "I think ...

The Jonas Bros. Have a Hissy Fit

Thursday, September 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »

The Jonas Brothers attended the London premiere of one of their awful Disney movies last night and after being repeatedly questioned about Russell Brand's bitch-slapping of them at the VMAs they apparently had an explosion of estrogen-fueled anger.  The Sun ...

Video of the Day - Jimi Hendrix: “Like A Rolling Stone”

Thursday, September 11th, 2008 Posted in Music, VOTD | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGy_7qTvjDs Because Jimi Hendrix is awesome.  And Bob Dylan is awesome.  And Jimi Hendrix doing Bob Dylan is friggin' orgasmic.