Britney & Kfed Going to Trial - I Just Saw a Squirrel
June 27th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal
Despite having a top-secret meeting behind CIA HQ to try and hash out who get to use their children as potted plants, Britney Spears and that one douche appear to be headed to a custody trial after they continued to fail at everything. People reports:
After a day of talks with a mediator, Federline’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan told E!, “The mediation didn’t result in an agreement that would avoid the trial set in August … The mood was comfortable, positive and it was a mood that was consistent with opening at least a great dialogue, which is necessary.”
Kaplan added that his client is seeking sole physical and legal custody of sons Preston, 2 1/2, and Jayden, 1 1/2, and wants Spears to continue her current visitation terms.
The singer has been spending three days a week with the boys and was recently granted overnight privileges.
“If the existing arrangement was acceptable to both parties … we wouldn’t have to go to trial,” Kaplan said. “But that didn’t happen.”
The trial, which is scheduled to begin Aug. 25, would result in a final custody ruling, which can remain in place for years – unless one parent successfully convinces the court to modify it.
Ok, I have a question for Hogzilla (and I guess all terrible mothers in general). How the fuck can you suck so bad at something that is supposed to be instinct? Seriously, when a woman becomes a mother they are supposed to have their maternity mode kick in and basically kick ass at doing the hardest job in the world, but then you have Britney who can barely tie her shoe. What the shit is that, nature?
- Bluto -
