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Adriana Lima Isn’t Wearing her Bra…

July 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

… because it’s on her shirt!  Hahahaha, in your face!!  Ok, I’m sorry.  That was just mean.  Luckily, Adriana is still really hot even when she’s fully clothed while advertising lingerie, which doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.  If you’re going to have one of the hottest women on the planet advertising lingerie why in the hell wouldn’t you have her wearing nothing but lingerie?!  Seriously, I need to get in contact with Victoria’s Secret ad guru……… “Why hello there Mr. ILikePenisInandAroundMyMouth, I noticed you have Ms. Lima advertising a new bra.”  “Oh yes, we certainly do.  What did you think of it Mr. Bluto?”

** WAPAH!!!!!! **

“There, now if you run the next ad like you have a pair of testicles I won’t have to karate chop your head off.  Now, get me my duct tape and safety-cut scissors so I can reattach this head.”

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