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Al Pacino Homeless?

May 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail

Nope. People are just stupid. Star says:

Al Pacino is Hollywood royalty, but to one California couple, he’s just a bum!

The pair crossed paths with the Oscar-winning actor as he was leaving his West Hollywood office and they were leaving the posh Italian restaurant Madeo next door. Clad in a beat-up leather jacket and baggy pants, Al looked all of his 68 years — haggard and unrecognizable. One of the diners pulled out a buck to help the poor guy, but luckily, the valet stopped him.

“No, no, that’s Al Pacino!”

Not a homeless bum.

How the fuck do you not recognize Al fucking Pacino? He’s only one of the greatest actors of our time. I think Al should’ve been allowed to call Al Neri and have him go “Sonny Corleone at a phonebooth” on their asses. Nothing teaches someone a lesson like a good ol’ Tommy Gun.

- Bluto -

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