Amy Winehouse Likes the Penis *…….*

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Amy Winehouse Likes the Penis …….

April 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Fugly

…………………………… “Johnson, we need the paddles now dammit! We’re losing him!” *Ka-Chug* *Ka-Chug*……… “Wow, what happened Mr. Paramedic?” “You read this story on Amy Winehouse.” “Oh? Let’s see here - Amy Winehouse likes to be penetra………………..” “Dammit, he’s down again Johnson! Huh? No we don’t need to save him this time, it’s lunch. Just go to the quote and we should be good.” The Sun bravely reports:

The Back To Black singer had a torrid fling just months ago with a photographer, pals said last night. She was just out of rehab and staying at London’s Park Plaza hotel when she began romping with American BLAKE WOOD — dubbed Blake II by her chums. One said: “You could hear them down the hall. Her thing with Blake II lasted a few weeks. The pair barely left their room.”

So the Apocalypse is on its way right? I mean when men willingly put their penises in harm’s way and willingly remain within a 7-mile radius of a naked Amy Winehouse we should be looking towards the horizon for the Four Horsemen right? I mean, I know she has all the right parts and everything, but wouldn’t sticking your penis into a vile of acid be quicker and less painful….. and sexier?