Amy Winehouse Single-Handedly Turns a Profit for Jack Daniels

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September 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad

Ya know how on the weekends you usually go out and get a little drunk? Sometimes you go to the bars and sometimes you go to parties. Usually when you go to these parties you bring your own booze. A few bottles here and there. Amy Winehouse does the same thing, except replace a few bottles here and there with 48 fucking bottles of Jack Daniels. Holy fuck. The Sun reports:

HAGGARD AMY WINEHOUSE sparked new fears for her health last night after she ordered in a staggering 48 bottles of Jack Daniel’s for a weekend gig.

Recovering junkie Amy stunned Bestival organisers with her demand for two crates of the 40 per cent spirit.

The hard-living Back to Black singer, 24, has a history of axing gigs at the last minute, and faces legal action after pulling out of a Paris concert just hours before she was due to headline last Friday.

At this point, I think it’s safe to assume that Amy is training to take on the entire nation of Poland in a “Drink ’til You Drop” contest. If this was 1990, Guns N’ Roses would even feel ashamed.