Amy Winehouse Sleeps with London Police Chief
May 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal
Amy Winehouse will not faces charges stemming from a video showing the drug filtration plant allegedly smoking crack, snorting cocaine, and powdered ecstasy. Obviously, Amy Winehouse’s interrogations at the Metropolitan Police HQ involve her locking her ankles behind her ears while Sir Ian Blair “questions” her with his penis. The Sun reports:
SINGER Amy Winehouse will not face charges over The Sun’s video that showed her smoking crack, a spokesman for the diva said today.
“Police have confirmed that no action will be taken against Amy Winehouse in relation to an investigation into a video handed to them in January,” the spokesman said.
“She was questioned by police last week and released on unconditional bail. They have now concluded their inquiries and no charges will be brought.
Wow. I NEVER would’ve guessed that a celebrity would get away with ingesting drugs. I’m pretty sure this is the first time this has ever happened. A precedent has been set my friends. No longer will you have to suffer through watching celebrities being thrown in with the general prison population, and having to protect their anus during “alone time” in the shower. Now our glorious saviors of entertainment will be given special treatment. They will have their own cells, shower by themselves, and only serve a few hours out of a 6-month sentence.
Speaking of saviors of entertainment, someone with boobs told me that the Sex and the City movie had its London premiere the other day. Say what? I thought they were going to classify that as an act of torture? That show was relentlessly stupid enough on its own, and they think the can stretch that garbage out into two and a half hours and not risk a revolution? Combine that with the fact that Sarah Jessica Parker looks like the love-child of the Wicked Witch of the West and digested bratwurst and you have a situation that can spawn a thousand Che Guevara’s overnight.
- Bluto -
Tags: Amy Winehouse, Cocaine, Crack, Drugs, Ecstasy, Metropolitan Police, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex and the City, Sex and the City Movie, Sex and the City: The Movie, Sir Ian Blair
One Response to “Amy Winehouse Sleeps with London Police Chief”
By Amy Winehouse +1 on Jun 28, 2008
Amy Winehouse should just straighten up and fly right but she does profit so much from media coverage.
The poor young girls who try to emulate her I feel sorry for.
Drugs kill.