Andy Dick Arrested for Grabbing Hooters at BWW

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July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal

Andy decided to go to Buffalo Wild Wings the other day and along with his chicken wings and tortilla chips, he had a side of molesting a 17 year old. Smartest man ever? No, not even close. AP reports:

Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of “an intoxicated male” urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement.

When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, “grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” the statement said.

Friends escorted Dick to a truck, which officers stopped at a nearby Sam’s Club, police said.

Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said.

Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared “extremely intoxicated,” police said.

Dick, 42, was booked at Southwest Detention Center in French Valley on suspicion of felony possession of a controlled substance, misdemeanor sexual battery and misdemeanor possession of marijuana.

So let’s iron this out here. Andy Dick decided to get high off his ass, and if you’ve ever been high, you know food is a top priority. So, got really high, decided to go get some chicken, so far so good. Then in between running away from the spider leprechauns climbing out of the walls, Andy decided to try and hide in some teenager’s cleavage, and by hide I mean be a fucking piece of shit and start the rape process. Jackass.

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