Angelina Jolie may be Giving Birth
July 2nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
According to some people from Frace, Angelina is or will soon give birth to twin girls. Someone start the 18 year countdown. The AP reports:
The seafront Lenval hospital in Nice in the south of France said Tuesday that Angelina Jolie had checked in at its Santa Maria maternity clinic to be kept under doctors’ surveillance and get some rest before she gives birth.
“There’s no urgency. It’s been planned for a long time,” said Nadine Bauer, a hospital spokeswoman. “She’s very well. Everything is fine.”
“She is not on the verge of giving birth, not at all,” she said. “It’s not for right away.”
The 33-year-old actress will almost certainly remain in the hospital until she gives birth, Bauer said.
Well it’s about friggin’ time. Angelina has been pregnant for like 16 months, which lead me to believe that she was part elephant, but as it turns out, she is just a normal woman who happens to have the greatest genes ever. Also, what the shit did that dude mean when he said Angelina would remain in the hospital until she gave birth? Isn’t that obvious? It’s not like we were expecting her to compete in a triathlon with a stomach full of human.
- Bluto -
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