Ashlee Simpson has Pregnant Boobs Syndrome
June 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
Pregnant boobs syndrome has struck again. And how. Ashlee Simpson decided to take her boobs out for a stroll the other day and I for one fully support the walking of large chests. But my friends, the best has yet to come. Seeing as how Jessica Simpson is a needly little attention whore I predict that the Simpson sisters will engage in an epic battle of “My chest is more boobalicious than your chest,” and it won’t be long before we see one or both of them walking around topless to make their case. Hallefuckinglujah. You know what else is going to be engaging in an epic struggle as a result of this chesticular battle of the ages? Joe Simpson’s hand and penis.
Photo: Egotastic
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