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Ashley Dupre Whores Up the Beach

July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities

Ya know, for getting a different penis jammed in her every night as a living, Ashley Dupre looks pretty damn good.  I guess you could say that’s because she is “high-class call girl” and not Cavernous Lucy from the side alley.  It has to be a little annoying for her to go to the beach though.  Imagine it, she’s already 80% naked, and every dude on the planet knows she spreads her legs for mucho dinero so I’m guessing she gets propositioned every fourth cabana.  And that is completely understandable.  If I saw Ashlee Dupre out in public in a bikini my actions would result in a call to the National Guard.

NOTE: Bonus gallery of Ashley’s first trip to the beach with her mother.  Imagine that threesome.

Photo: Hollywood Tuna, The Superficial

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