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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Go Shopping

June 26th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good

Audrina Patridge decided to take her implants out for a stroll the other day in a white tank top (greatest piece of clothing ever designed) and some “Who loves short shorts?”  Well, I for one approve of this ensemble.  Yes, Audrina is on that one show that I am proud to say I’ve never seen a minute of, and yes, her chest is about as real as Barry Bonds’ home run record, but I don’t care, she is still good god this is a long sentence really fucking gorgeous.  Any day that Audrina decides to stroll about town in a skimpy outfit is a good day.  A good day my friends.  Now, where’d I put my milk?

Photo: Hollywood Tuna

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