Billie Piper Loves to Fondle Herself
September 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
In the greatest news story ever told, Billie Piper has revealed that she really loves to play with her huge pregnant boobs. Why did my pants just get shorter? The Sun reports:
BILLIE Piper admits she can’t keep her hands off her own breasts - because pregnancy has made them bigger and firmer than ever.
The gorgeous Secret Diary Of A Call Girl star is eight months pregnant, and the side effects aren’t all bad …
She said on the Capital 95.8 Breakfast Show: “I have never had boobs before - just look at them! I am thrilled!
“I can’t stop touching them. I’m sorry, but I kind of want to just expose them all of the time!”
Coincidentally, I would also love to play with Billie Piper’s huge pregnant boobs. Is this the first sign of true love? I think so. You know what is not a sign of true love? Calling the police when I sneak into your bedroom. Stop denying the connection between us Billie! Also, send bail money. And a shank.
Tags: Billie Piper, Boobs, Fondle, Pregnant Boobs