Brad Pitt’s Money Says It’s OK for Lesbians to Lick Box in a Marital Bed

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September 18th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Politics, The Good

I should shorten that title, eh, fuck it. Anywho, Brad Pitt is helping to further the marital causes of hot, busty lesbians that apparently don’t exist in the real world. And dudes, too, I guess. AP reports:

Brad Pitt has donated $100,000 to fight California’s November ballot initiative that would overturn the state Supreme Court decision legalizing same-sex marriage.

It’s the first time voters will be asked to ban same-sex marriage in a state where gay couples already have won the right to wed. Same-sex marriage is legal in Massachusetts and California.

“Because no one has the right to deny another their life, even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn’t harm another and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8,” Pitt said Wednesday.

I, for one, support gay marriage. I don’t believe anyone has the right to tell anyone else how to live their life if they are not harming anyone. Everyone only gets one crack at this life thing and everyone deserves to be happy. With that being said, is it too much to ask for lesbians to look more like their pornstar counterparts? Think about it, what better way is there to convince republican, conservative douchebags that lesbian marriage is awesome because it’ll be exactly like the dirty movies they watch in secret lest the clergy find out? Just take a road trip down to Alabama, hand out copies of Scissor Me Limber 7, and it’ll be golden.