Britney Spears Blows (not the sexy kind) $61m
May 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail
Over the past 365ish days Britney’s insanity has reportedly shelled out 61 million goddamn dollars to all sorts of crazy. From her legal bills, to her extravagant spending, to her cellulite’s refusal to tour Ms. Spears has lost $61,000,000. Intouch laughs says:
When Britney Spears’ father, Jamie, was named her co-conservator on February 1, he took over her financial affairs. But after going through her books, Jamie must have learned just how much of a toll Britney’s crazy behavior, which started in February 2007 when she shaved her head, has had on her bank account — she’s lost nearly $61 million. “It’s staggering how much money has been used up,” a family friend says. In addition to the enormous tab for legal bills, rehab and psychiatric care, Britney’s inability to work has cost her a fortune. “By not touring for her last album [Blackout], she lost out on $50 million,” estimates Robert Bianchi, an LA-based CPA who isn’t an accountant for Britney.
In Britney’s defense laziness is a bitch, so I can understand how she would not want to go out and tour/do her job. Especially when she has the stamina of a walrus, that shit is tough. And let’s look at her monetary losses here? How much is $61 million really? Ask Bill Gates how much that is and I guarantee he’ll nerd-slap you for making up such wild stories about there being monetary amounts that are less than a billion. And he should, sophisticated guys like him and I don’t bother with the petty goings-on of the peasant-folk. The troubles of the serfs need not worry us, what are they gonna do? Start a revolution? Ha! Like that would ever work. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to polish my monocle.
- Bluto -
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