Britney Spears Wears Bikini, My Eyes Don’t Commit Suicide
July 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
Britney Spears needed a break from her gruelling schedule of lounging around Hollywood pools so she travelled on down to Cabo to, um, lounge around the pool. For this first time in like two millenia, Britney actually looks halfway decent halfway naked. When my eyeballs first told me that they could actually look at these pictures without fear of exploding ugliness I threatened to stab them with a spoon for such malicious lies, but it turns out they weren’t lying. Unlike that time they told me that, that lady lying in the bed next to me wasn’t the personification of a whale queef 17 beers ago.
Photo: The Superficial
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Tags: Bikini, Britney Spears