Brooke Hogan’s Boobs: “They’re Real”
September 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal
Howard Stern did his job and asked Brooke Hogan if her boobs were real on his radio show that he gets paid an insane amount of money for. The Sun reports:
The reality star was asked the all-important question by shock-jock HOWARD STERN on his radio show.
She responded by saying “they’re real” before revealing her she got the “D-cup boobs gene” from her auntie.
Also real: Unicorns, Tinkerbell, and Jesus. And since today is the official “Make Believe” day I’d just like to reiterate my harrowing story of how I saved all those baby kittens from ninjas with eyes of fire, and then went home and sexed the entire Miami Dolphins’ cheerleading squad. My detractors will tell you that this was all a charade that took place in a Walmart parking lot and consisted of stuffed animal kitties and stolen barbie dolls, which ended with me spending the weekend with my anus pinned to the wall at the local county jail, but they’re just jealous of my status as a mythical hero who single-handedly ate that entire cheesecake.
Tags: Boobs, Brooke Hogan, Howard Stern, Implants