Carrie Underwood’s Bikini Visits the Beach - Holy Molten Crap
July 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good
These are the first Carrie Underwood bikini pictures that I can remember. These are also the first pictures in which my penis hyperventilated. There are several theories as to why there are no other full-bodied humans in these pictures. One theory is that I simply edited them out because they were ugly and stupid. Another, more believable theory, is that they were standing to close to Ms. Underwood and they burst into flame, and after looking at these pictures, how can that theory NOT be 900% factual?
Photo: Hollywood Tuna
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Tags: Bikini, Carrie Underwood