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Audrian Patridge in a Bikini is Still Really, Really Hot

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

These pictures are from yesterday, but in my eternal quest to post every nearly-naked picture of Audrina Patridge that barnstorms its way onto the interweb, here's some pictures of Audrina Patridge rocking the absolute hell out of a bikini.  Say ...

The United States has Bullshit for Brains

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Epic Fail | No Comments »

Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh and the rest are all fascist pigs - who want to shove their hands up a woman's uterus to keep her from having an abortion and the right to seek medical attention and then ...

Andy Dick Outrages Butterfly Community

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

After being severely beaten by a large Monarch Butterfly, Andy Dick has apparantly outraged the butterfly community by flashing his genetailia at them.  With their keen eyesight they were actually able to detect, and be horrified by the flashing, causing ...

Claire Danes Reads Spread-Eagle

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

If you're like me, long have you been searching for a girl who is the personification of class and sophistication.  Someone who you could twirl into one of the fancy schmancy balls those "quality people" assholes hold ala George and ...

Ashley Dupre Whores Up the Beach

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

Ya know, for getting a different penis jammed in her every night as a living, Ashley Dupre looks pretty damn good.  I guess you could say that's because she is "high-class call girl" and not Cavernous Lucy from the side ...

Sienna Miller is Still Half Naked

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

Sienna Miller is still destroying the marriage of Balthazar Getty by letting him play with her boobies while his wife presumably sits at home baking cookies in the nude for this asshole.  In Balthazar's defense, Sienna looks really, really, really, ...

Rosario Dawson’s Cleavage Dominates the Shower

Monday, July 21st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Rosario Dawson was apparently at some pool contraption the other day and decided to use the local shower to hose herself off, which according to my calculations is the greatest thing ever.  I'm surprised the camera didn't explode due to ...

Marisa Miller Hotness Moment

Monday, July 21st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

Because she is still the hottest person on the planet (make with the bikinis, Megan Fox), here's Marisa Miller doing what she does best, being ridiculously gorgeous. [gallery=140] Photo: Hollywood Tuna - Bluto -

Mischa Barton Toplees in Nylon (what?) Magazine

Monday, July 21st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »

What in the hell is Nylon magazine?  Anyway, Mischa Barton is in it, and she's kinda, sorta topless.  And she looks pretty damn good.  Hooray. [gallery=139] Photo: Egotastic - Bluto -

In lieu of what could be, lets get you used to some DEVO!

Sunday, July 20th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXrWE04fa9w This is DEVO. I will be posting more as I find it. Thank Jebus for Youtube. Celebrities in Hollywood like Dick, Spears, and Hilton are all DEVO. In fact, we all are - they're just like... super sub-sub-sub-post-sub-magnon. God ...