The United States has Bullshit for Brains
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Epic Fail | No Comments »Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh and the rest are all fascist pigs - who want to shove their hands up a woman's uterus to keep her from having an abortion and the right to seek medical attention and then ...
Today’s Special: F*CK Michael (Weiner) Savage
Friday, July 18th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Real News, Scandal, The Bad, The Fugly, The Ugly | No Comments »On his #3 rated (oooOOooh, number three! Woooow!) Radio Show, Savage said the following about Autism: "I'll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the act out. That's ...
Brooke Hogan Impersonates a Gorilla
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, The Bad | No Comments »Remember these pictures of Brooke Hogan, when she was able to remove my fear of her bodyslamming me into the Earth's core, and replace it with a drive to dropkick all of the world's music critics into the sun in ...
Andy Dick beat up by Butterfly
Saturday, July 12th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »Andy Dick was reportedly rushed to the hospital after being severely beaten by a large butterfly, after Andy Dick had called the large monarch butterfly a Moth. Jon Lovitz, who had also beaten Andy Dick at one point (severely ...
Heidi Montag Has a New Song - Hearing Fails Worldwide
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, The Bad | No Comments »httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=DBsJz0KK4mg& Sweet. Merciful. Crap. I don't know who the dumbass is who keeps forgetting to burn down the studio when Heidi gets within 700 miles of it, but for fuck's sake. The only logical conclusion I have been able to come ...
Nick Hogan Whines like a Bitch - Judge Slaps Him
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, The Good | No Comments »Nick Hogan thinks that just because he doomed his friend, John Graziano, to a lifetime of assisted living he shouldn't have to spend 8 months in solitary. So, what was his genius plan to get himself on an even faster ...
Kevin Federline is Father of the Year - Sun Explodes
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »Las Vegas nightclub, Prive, is all liquored up and set to award Keven "What are My Other Kid's Names" Federline their Father of the Year Award during a presentation at the club. Luckily, this award is entirely made-up with no ...
California Gives Up on Law Enforcement
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »In a move that's surprising to no one, the Judicial System in California phoned-in another case of a celebrity wiping their ass with the law. CSI Star Gary Dourdan was arrested some time ago (I'm too lazy to check back ...
Sharon Stone is a Fucking Moron
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | 2 Comments »For someone who is only known for flashing her vagina in a movie almost 20 years ago, Sharon Stone sure does like to voice her opinion. And wouldn't you know it? The dumb just breaks the sound barrier ...
Shania Twain got Dumped for this Cave Troll
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »Here is the first picture of the swamp beast woman Mutt Lange decided to punish his penis with, and coincidentally, she is standing right next to Shania Twain. Mutt Lange is a fucking moron. People: As Shania Twain copes with her ...