Sharon Stone’s Vagina is on the Loose
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »In the most exciting news of 1991 (pretend Use Your Illusion, The Black Album, Nevermind, Blood Sugar Sex Magik, and Ten haven't been released yet), Sharon Stone decided to freeball it to the Cannes Film Festival and show her lump ...
Joaquin Phoenix Hospitalized
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »Joaquin Phoenix was rushed (according to my investigations) to the hospital for what I assume was a very serious, deadly virus. Oh, no wait, it was just the flu. Ok everyone! You can take off your biohazard ...
Scarlett Johansson can’t sing….Who cares?
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »Scarlett's singing super sucks. (Hah. I love alliteration) "Anywhere I Lay My Head," a collection of Tom Waits songs recorded by the star of such films as "Match Point," "Lost in Translation" and "Girl with a Pearl Earring," has been described ...
Rosie O’Donnell & Fran Drescher TV Show? Run TV Run!!
Thursday, May 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, The Bad | No Comments »No!! No!!!! The TV shot himself!!! Goddamn you Wilburt!!!! People: At a luncheon in her honor at The Friars Club in Manhattan Thursday, Fran Drescher (The Nanny) shared a details about the television show she and Rosie O’Donnell ...
Spencer Pratt + Brody Jenner = Earth Destroyed by Douchebaggery
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »I have no point in posting this photo or its corresponding story (which I'm not going to post because I don't care) other than to point out the massive level of douche emanating from these two douchebag. Wow. ...
Anne Heche Lives in a Carboard Box - Well Soon
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »I'm not sure if it's because she is pretty attractive AND used to be a lesbian so she'd be down for some kick-ass threesome action, but I think Anne Heche is smokin', and I imagine she is an absolute freak ...
Al Pacino Homeless?
Friday, May 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »Nope. People are just stupid. Star says: Al Pacino is Hollywood royalty, but to one California couple, he's just a bum! The pair crossed paths with the Oscar-winning actor as he was leaving his West Hollywood office and they were ...
Lindsay Lohan Fired From ‘Manson’ Film
Thursday, May 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »Hollywood's resident 'Town Drunk' whose tits you'd still really like to play with has reportedly been fired the anti-romantic comedy (what the fuck is a anti-romantic comedy? A movie that is actually funny, not entirely predictable, and not unfathomably ...
Britney Spears Blows (not the sexy kind) $61m
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »Over the past 365ish days Britney's insanity has reportedly shelled out 61 million goddamn dollars to all sorts of crazy. From her legal bills, to her extravagant spending, to her cellulite's refusal to tour Ms. Spears has lost $61,000,000. ...
Lily Allen’s New Knockers
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »So Lily Allen spent the day buying some knockers for her door, and NOT some knockers for her chest. Goddamn misleading titles. In case you care The Sun disappoints: LILY ALLEN hit the shops yesterday looking for goodies to ...