Al Pacino Homeless?
Friday, May 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »Nope. People are just stupid. Star says: Al Pacino is Hollywood royalty, but to one California couple, he's just a bum! The pair crossed paths with the Oscar-winning actor as he was leaving his West Hollywood office and they were ...
Lindsay Lohan Fired From ‘Manson’ Film
Thursday, May 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »Hollywood's resident 'Town Drunk' whose tits you'd still really like to play with has reportedly been fired the anti-romantic comedy (what the fuck is a anti-romantic comedy? A movie that is actually funny, not entirely predictable, and not unfathomably ...
Britney Spears Blows (not the sexy kind) $61m
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »Over the past 365ish days Britney's insanity has reportedly shelled out 61 million goddamn dollars to all sorts of crazy. From her legal bills, to her extravagant spending, to her cellulite's refusal to tour Ms. Spears has lost $61,000,000. ...
Lily Allen’s New Knockers
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »So Lily Allen spent the day buying some knockers for her door, and NOT some knockers for her chest. Goddamn misleading titles. In case you care The Sun disappoints: LILY ALLEN hit the shops yesterday looking for goodies to ...
Scott Weiland Goes to Prison
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »An L.A. judge has ruled that Scott Weiland of the Stone Temple Pilots, and formerly Velvet Revolver, will have to spend eight days in prison following his December 2007 arrest and subsequent DUI charge. Weiland will have to serve the ...
Girls Gone Wild Sued by Prostitute - Say What?
Monday, April 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal | 2 Comments »The call-girl who single-handily defeated the New York government (by blowing/sexing Eliot Spitzer - high five!) is still refusing to release her death-grip on her 15 minutes of fame by suing Joe Francis, founder of the popular (and genius) Girls ...
Goddamn Idiots put Wesley Snipes in Prison.
Saturday, April 26th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Good | 1 Comment »One of the few celebrities that actually matter makes a stand against the illegal income tax - and bam, just because he's black he gets the stiffest sentence ever given to a Celebrity. If only Michael Vick would have ...
Richie Sambora is Above the Law!
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | No Comments »Richie Sambora was formally charged with "two misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence of alcohol and driving with a blood-alcohol level above the legal limit." Despite recommendations from arresting officers that Mr. Sambora be charged with child endangerment, ...