Lindsay Lohan’s Nipples Are On the Prowl
Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Is classic Lindsay Lohan back? Are we soon to be awash in a drunken mess of flailing boobs? Has the lesbian force field of dark evil finally been broken? Well, no, not really. Sure, Lindsay stepped outside in a tank ...
Lily Allen’s Other Boob Joins the Party
Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »In an earlier post, Lily Allen's left breast decided to pop out and check out the sights and sounds of the city, and it was good. Apparently, not wanting to be left out, Lily's right breast decided to see what ...
Kim Kardashian Goes to the Beach, Isn’t Mistaken for Whale
Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »For the first time in recorded history, Kim Kardashian was able to go to the beach without a phone call being made to the Coast Guard for a mistaken beached whale sighting. Kim does look pretty good in these pictures, ...
Joanna Krupa’s Boobs Make Friends With German Maxim
Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »This is what I love about international editions of magazines, they aren't prudes with the Bible shoved seventy-four feet up their ass and have no problem having hot chicks pose naked. Hot chicks like Polish knockout, Joanna Krupa. You may ...
Lily Allen’s Boobs Greet the Paparazzi
Friday, August 8th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Why can't this happen to me? Say I'm out walking my dog and some chick comes over to pet it, or I take a midget and dress him up as a baby and some hot, classy chick with huge cans ...
Miranda Kerr Should Wear Bikinis All the Time
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »All the goddamn time. There is no way that Miranda Kerr wearing a bikini all day every day could have any negative consequences. Sure, the world's men would leave their jobs and families and society may potentially collapse, but isn't ...
Heidi Klum Lounges Around Topless Too
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Today's Heidi Klum topless adventure comes from those modern-day Greek Gods at Egotastic. Apparently, it's topless supermodel week in the Mediterranean as Cindy Crawford was sashaying about without a top on earlier, and now Heidi Klum has taken up the charge. ...
Monica Bellucci Hotness Moment
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »I'm pretty sure Monica Bellucci has evolved beyond simply "hot" at this point. She's 43 years old and every time I see pictures of her she seems to get more beautiful, which isn't necessarily supposed to happen. It's a conundrum ...
Cindy Crawford Lounges Around Topless
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Cindy Crawford is 42, a MILF, and a former supermodel. All of this equals out to her still being really fucking hot. Oh, I know, I was surprised too. Anyway, Cindy decided to celebrate her everlasting hotness by letting the ...
Paris Hilton Kinda, Sorta Slams John McCain
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCTyTqN6OIM Paris Hilton, and I can't believe I'm saying this, did something that I actually admire. Even though offshore drilling wouldn't do a goddamn thing for 15 years and would just enter the international oil market anyhow, I still admire her ...