Jenna Jameson Pregnant with Twins
Monday, September 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »That's going to be an awkward conversation in 12 years. The Sun reports: The X-rated actress revealed she was pregnant in August but only recently discovered she is expecting TWO new arrivals. Jenna and UFC fighter boyfriend TITO ORTIZ are reportedly ...
Anne Hathaway is a High-Maintenance Bitch
Thursday, September 18th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | 1 Comment »Apparently, Anne Hathaway is not a fairy tale princess made out of glitter and rainbow sunshine like most of her movies suggest. OK! reports: But lately, rumors of high-maintenance requests have swirled around the actress, making many wonder whether Anne is ...
Madonna Broke a Hip
Thursday, September 18th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail | 2 Comments »httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLU5ugr5xsw While Madonna was desperately trying to convince everyone that she was not causing Jimi Hendrix to do a 1080 in his grave, she attempted a Pete Townshend-like "jump" and failed hilariously. And seeing as how her first pet as a ...
Brad Pitt’s Money Says It’s OK for Lesbians to Lick Box in a Marital Bed
Thursday, September 18th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Politics, The Good | No Comments »I should shorten that title, eh, fuck it. Anywho, Brad Pitt is helping to further the marital causes of hot, busty lesbians that apparently don't exist in the real world. And dudes, too, I guess. AP reports: Brad Pitt has donated ...
Mischa Barton’s Nipple Wanted Out of that Cab
Thursday, September 18th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »This picture isn't nearly as exciting as my title makes it sound. I've also seen much better nipples/nipple slips, and since I'm feeling quite lazy right now I'm going to phone in the rest of this commentary. Mischa Barton exits ...
Video of the Day - Per-Orlov Kindgren: “For My Love”
Thursday, September 18th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities | No Comments »httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvpNGtDkQFw Once again, the talent/genius/beauty of classical guitarist Per-Orlov Kindgren has stopped by to visit us. This song, "For My Love," was inspired by Per saying something that pissed of his lady-chick, which I can relate to. Like that one time ...
Ryan O’Neal & Son Are Criminal Masterminds
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »And by criminal masterminds, I mean they are the exact opposite of Carlo Gambino. People reports: Actor Ryan O'Neal and his son, Redmond, were arrested Wednesday at the actor's Malibu, Calif., home for alleged drug possession, a sheriff's spokesman confirms. "This morning, ...
Bar Rafaeli is Single - #$%*@#$(!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Oh thank you Flying Spaghetti Monster! I knew my prayers to you would pay off, and yes, you are very pretty. Especially when there's some cheese on you. And perhaps salt. Do you have a fork by chance? NY Daily ...
Eva Mendes Has Had Sex in all 50 States
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »What the fuck? How come nobody told me about this when she was in my state? What do I pay you people for?! The Sun reports: “I've had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road ...
Megan Fox Loved a Lesbian Stripper
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Good | No Comments »Take some time to put your head back together... "Now I know, Spanish Harlem are not just pretty words to say..." Alright then, welcome back. Get that nose in the right place? Anywho, remember these Megan Fox pictures I posted ...