Spike Lee Makes Clint Eastwood’s Day
Friday, June 6th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | 1 Comment »In his never-ending pursuit to be an insufferable, racist douchebag Spike Lee has criticized the infinitely more talented Clint Eastwood for his Flags of Our Fathers and Letters from Iwo Jima movies because there weren't enough black people in it ...
Tatum O’Neal is a Crackwhore
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »First rule of being busted with the poor man's cocaine: make up several reasons as to why you are currently blowing guys in random alleys for a little scratch. Luckily for Tatum "Who?" O'Neal, she is very experienced with ...
Cate Blanchett is A-Ok with Child Porn
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Australian photographer, Bill Henson, is facing possible criminal charges for his latest exhibit, which featured one picture of a naked 13 year old girl, and another picture of an "unconscious" girl being carried by two other people in the buff. ...
George Clooney and Sarah Larson Split
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »George Clooney and his girlfriend who used to be a Las Vegas whore Sarah Larson have split up after a nearly year-long relationship. People: The actor's rep, Stan Rosenfield, would only say: "We do not comment on George's personal life." The pair ...
California Gives Up on Law Enforcement
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »In a move that's surprising to no one, the Judicial System in California phoned-in another case of a celebrity wiping their ass with the law. CSI Star Gary Dourdan was arrested some time ago (I'm too lazy to check back ...
Shania Twain got Dumped for this Cave Troll
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »Here is the first picture of the swamp beast woman Mutt Lange decided to punish his penis with, and coincidentally, she is standing right next to Shania Twain. Mutt Lange is a fucking moron. People: As Shania Twain copes with her ...
Mutt Lange is a Fucking Moron
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | 1 Comment »According to People, Mutt Lange decided to throw his hat in the ring for "World's Dumbest Fucking Person Alive" by bending his secretary over her desk while he was still married to one of the hottest women ever, who presumably ...
Owen Wilson on Suicide Watch….
Thursday, May 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »,,,,,, well probably. People: Despite a flurry of engagement rumors, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson – Hollywood's most notorious on-again, off-again couple – have called it quits, less than two months after rekindling their romance in Miami. The end of their erratic ...
Amy Winehouse Sleeps with London Police Chief
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | 1 Comment »Amy Winehouse will not faces charges stemming from a video showing the drug filtration plant allegedly smoking crack, snorting cocaine, and powdered ecstasy. Obviously, Amy Winehouse's interrogations at the Metropolitan Police HQ involve her locking her ankles behind her ears ...
Did Dina Lohan Deserve Best Mom Award?
Friday, May 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »^ | | | No. InTouch: Lindsay Lohan's party-hopping mother, Dina Lohan, was feted by the Mingling Moms organization this week, at an event in Long Island, N.Y., where she was honored as a "top mom." But not everyone thinks the mother of four deserved ...