Tom Cruise Meets Xenu
Friday, July 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Legendary Actor Tom Cruise has reportedly met with Scientology Foe Xenu over the recent spat of Anonymous attacks according to token Chinese Reporter (can't spell it). Xenu claims to not be responsible for the attacks made by Anonymous, but ...
Rob Schneider Pregnant.
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Random Shit, Scandal | No Comments »Rob Schneider confirmed yesterday that he was indeed pregnant, and that the father was Amy Winehouse. In an interview Schneider said he was "Just thrilled that [his] baby will be a mutant" and further added "This could really be ...
Britney & Kfed Going to Trial - I Just Saw a Squirrel
Friday, June 27th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Despite having a top-secret meeting behind CIA HQ to try and hash out who get to use their children as potted plants, Britney Spears and that one douche appear to be headed to a custody trial after they continued to ...
Holly Madison is a Bitch…. With Large Boobs
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Apparently, the ultra-sexy, nude pillow fights of my dreams do not take place at the Male Holy Grail Playboy Mansion between the three ladies of the Girls Next Door as I envisioned, and detailedly drew up in blueprint. Why the ...
Amy Winehouse is a Nipple-Baring Racist
Monday, June 9th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal, The Fugly | No Comments »A friend of Amy Winehouse's has apparently handed over a video that shows the talented crackhead singer in a crack den with her jailbird husband Blake something. In the video Amy sings about such cheerful things as different races and ...
Spike Lee Makes Clint Eastwood’s Day
Friday, June 6th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | 1 Comment »In his never-ending pursuit to be an insufferable, racist douchebag Spike Lee has criticized the infinitely more talented Clint Eastwood for his Flags of Our Fathers and Letters from Iwo Jima movies because there weren't enough black people in it ...
Tatum O’Neal is a Crackwhore
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »First rule of being busted with the poor man's cocaine: make up several reasons as to why you are currently blowing guys in random alleys for a little scratch. Luckily for Tatum "Who?" O'Neal, she is very experienced with ...
Cate Blanchett is A-Ok with Child Porn
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »Australian photographer, Bill Henson, is facing possible criminal charges for his latest exhibit, which featured one picture of a naked 13 year old girl, and another picture of an "unconscious" girl being carried by two other people in the buff. ...
George Clooney and Sarah Larson Split
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal | No Comments »George Clooney and his girlfriend who used to be a Las Vegas whore Sarah Larson have split up after a nearly year-long relationship. People: The actor's rep, Stan Rosenfield, would only say: "We do not comment on George's personal life." The pair ...
California Gives Up on Law Enforcement
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »In a move that's surprising to no one, the Judicial System in California phoned-in another case of a celebrity wiping their ass with the law. CSI Star Gary Dourdan was arrested some time ago (I'm too lazy to check back ...