Today’s Special: F*CK Michael (Weiner) Savage
Friday, July 18th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Real News, Scandal, The Bad, The Fugly, The Ugly | No Comments »On his #3 rated (oooOOooh, number three! Woooow!) Radio Show, Savage said the following about Autism: "I'll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the act out. That's ...
Josh Brolin/Jeffrey Wright Pepper Sprayed, Tasered, Racially Insulted
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »You may have heard/read that Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright were arrested in Shreveport, La last weekend after fisticuffs broke out in a bar. New reports from the incident say the cops were major dicks. Turns out noone is surprised. ...
Brooke Hogan Confuses My Penis
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad, The Good | No Comments »So I got a memo from my penis earlier asking me to investigate these Brooke Hogan bikini pictures as they were bending his little mind into a pretzel. After studying them for some time it appears as though his confusion ...
Brooke Hogan Impersonates a Gorilla
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, The Bad | No Comments »Remember these pictures of Brooke Hogan, when she was able to remove my fear of her bodyslamming me into the Earth's core, and replace it with a drive to dropkick all of the world's music critics into the sun in ...
Jenny McCarthy Looks Great in a Bikini, Jim Carrey, Not So Much
Monday, July 7th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad, The Good | No Comments »So Jenny McCarthy decided to go for a walk on the beach and she brought along her bikini, which is the best decision she's made in awhile since she still looks really good in a bikini. Jim Carrey decided to ...
Britney Spears’ Ass has a Beard
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad, The Fugly | No Comments »Ahhhh!!! Ahhhhh!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Someone call Gillette, quick! [gallery=104] Photo: Egotastic - Bluto -
Heidi Montag Has a New Song - Hearing Fails Worldwide
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, The Bad | No Comments »httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=DBsJz0KK4mg& Sweet. Merciful. Crap. I don't know who the dumbass is who keeps forgetting to burn down the studio when Heidi gets within 700 miles of it, but for fuck's sake. The only logical conclusion I have been able to come ...
George Carlin Dies at 71
Monday, June 23rd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | 4 Comments »Legendary comedian George Carlin, died of heart failure in a Los Angeles hospital on Sunday. Carlin was admitted to the hospital early Sunday afternoon after experiencing chest pains. Reuters reports: Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about ...
Mel Gibson + Britney Spears = Psychologists Issue Martial Law
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »In what the psychology community is calling the greatest gathering of insanity since the last Christian retreat, Mel Gibson and Britney Spears had a little rendezvous at a cigar store to discuss things, like those sneaky Jews for instance. People ...
Lindsay Lohan Really Does Like the Va-Jay-Jay (technical term)
Thursday, May 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »Holy Jesus caught fucking the neighbor's dog today is slow as shit. Why can't Hollywood spawn a volcano and have it erupt or something. Fuck. Anyway, here's something about Lindsay McHugechest taking this lesbian thing all the ...