Lindsay Lohan Really Does Like the Va-Jay-Jay (technical term)
Thursday, May 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »Holy Jesus caught fucking the neighbor's dog today is slow as shit. Why can't Hollywood spawn a volcano and have it erupt or something. Fuck. Anyway, here's something about Lindsay McHugechest taking this lesbian thing all the ...
Ashlee Simpson is Officially Pregnant - OoOoOo a Penny
Thursday, May 29th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »This penny is awesome. People: Newlyweds Ashlee and Pete Wentz have confirmed that they are expecting their first child. "While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our ...
California Gives Up on Law Enforcement
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »In a move that's surprising to no one, the Judicial System in California phoned-in another case of a celebrity wiping their ass with the law. CSI Star Gary Dourdan was arrested some time ago (I'm too lazy to check back ...
Sydney Pollack Dies of Cancer at 73
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »Respected director/actor/producer Sydney Pollack died at his home in Los Angeles after succumbing to a 10-month battle with cancer. Reuters: Hollywood filmmaker Sydney Pollack, who won a pair of Academy Awards for the epic romance "Out of Africa" and earned ...
Shania Twain got Dumped for this Cave Troll
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, Scandal, The Bad | No Comments »Here is the first picture of the swamp beast woman Mutt Lange decided to punish his penis with, and coincidentally, she is standing right next to Shania Twain. Mutt Lange is a fucking moron. People: As Shania Twain copes with her ...
Cash Warren Dies in Car Accident….
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »....so says the dream in my head. What could spurn such cruel and malicious thoughts you ask? Well, mainly it's People's report that, that son of a bitch Cash Warren married Jessica Alba. Why the hell didn't Alba's parents sit ...
Rosie O’Donnell & Fran Drescher TV Show? Run TV Run!!
Thursday, May 15th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, Epic Fail, The Bad | No Comments »No!! No!!!! The TV shot himself!!! Goddamn you Wilburt!!!! People: At a luncheon in her honor at The Friars Club in Manhattan Thursday, Fran Drescher (The Nanny) shared a details about the television show she and Rosie O’Donnell ...
Pete Doherty - Amy Winehouse Kiss - God Threatans Plagues
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »AHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps Out Window* The Sun: THIS picture should carry a health warning. Not since HARRY ENFIELD creations Wayne and Waynetta Slob have two such scabby human beings locked lips. I can't bear to think about the record level of ...
Pam Anderson Sells Her Lingerie - Stalkers Unite!
Monday, May 5th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | No Comments »Pamela Anderson is selling everything from one of her two L.A. homes, and this of course includes the material that fought tooth and nail to keep her naughty bits restrained, despite Pam's tendency to sashay around in her birthday suit. ...
Lindsay Lohan to Guest Star on ‘Ugly Betty’ Season Finale - B.Y.O.B
Monday, May 5th, 2008 Posted in Celebrities, The Bad | 1 Comment »Deciding that drinking herself into a retarded stupor and occasionally flashing her awesome rack is not a solid career, Lindsay Lohan will reportedly guest star of the season finally of some show I don't care about, Ugly Betty or something. ...